Monday, January 12, 2009

Its Even Cooler When It Goes VROOM...

Transportation. Every person needs it at one time or another. And while we (the nerds, geeks, and gamers) stand back and are amused (and sometimes laugh at) the rest of the unenlightened humanity's strange desire to always be going somewhere; the sad truth is that occasionally we need to change our location to serve our needs. Whether it is getting the newest FPS or Final Fantasy, or another 10 packets of Ramon Noddle Soup to fill the daily nutritional needs of your carbon body(10 for a dollar is probably one of the best deals you'll get anywhere), the fact is one needs transportation.

Enter the driver's license. A piece of plastic that enables you to drive a motorized vehicle capable of going over 50 miles per hour. One may obtain the said license with a few simple steps...

  1. Find a way to your local state traffic building (check out this web site if your don't know one in your location. http://www.dmv.org/drivers-license.php)
  2. Brace your self to deal with other humans
  3. Walk in to the building and enquire at the front desk where one be obtain drivers license papers.
  4. Depending on your age you may need to fill out learning permit papers first
  5. After filling out the said paperwork. Return to the front desk and enquire where to go next
  6. Depending on the age one will either have to take the learners permit or drivers test
  7. Obtain the paper that says you passed the test
  8. Spend 60 hours learning how to drive(learners permit only)(if you have passed step 7 with and got a drivers test passage paper skip to step 10)
  9. Repeat step 6
  10. Enjoy transportation to multiple locations.

In other semi-relevant news: In the news has been canceled til father notice. Link to quotes of the week is: http://weekofthequote.blogspot.com/

Fun Fact: 11.5 million humans are playing World of Warcraft. Your just a number.

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